"AW HELL NAW! Homegirl DID NOT just call me a drug dealah! Bitch, prepare for an ass-kickin'!"
From my US History Summer Assignment:
Through the forceful leadership of Captain John Smith and the establishment of a tobacco industry by John Rolfe, the Jamestown colony survived. Rolfe and his Indian wife, Pocahontas, developed a new variety of tobacco, which became very popular in Europe and brought financial prosperity to the colony.
What have we learned today, children? Well, according to this, Pocahontas was a hustler. She was out there, on the corner, peddling her wares. (No, I don't mean she was a hooker. You dirty minded hobo.) She had the pre-Industrial Revolution equivalent of the meth lab. Homegirl was developing NEW VARIETIES OF TOBACCO.
That's drug dealing at its absolute best. If anything, it may just be America's oldest tradition, besides killing Native Americans.
GO HISTORY.
Holy crap I have to start that..
ReplyDeleteHahahaa! OH SCHOOL! They really do try to keep us entertained in the summer.
ReplyDeleteAlso, your IS I MODEL NAO? photo totally tripped me out! xD No wonder you have your own Modeling show!
lol of course! I'm a fierce ex-model, like Tyra Banks, which is why I have ANAM. Next thing ya know, I'll have my own talk show where I make people bite me and talk about myself all the time.
ReplyDeleteOH TYRA.
NNAM? Oh, yes, please.
ReplyDeleteAlso, your so-called "unexplainable" photo can most definitely be explained.
Here's how it all went down.
Home-bear Winnie was all like, "Yo, dude. I got me some sweet stuff for Little P. Yo, yo, yo."
And you were all like, "Awww hell nah, hombre. I hate dat foo'."
Then Winnie reached into his extra super baggy t-shirt and pulled out the HUNNEE POT 2.0.
"Whatchoo sayin' 'bout mah bro?"
"I was sayin' dat I hate dat foo'. Dat foo' gone and ate all mah honey. BLARGHAHGGHGHGHGH!!!!"
Luckily, Mr. T. Gurr arrived before the can of woop-ass was fully opened.
Perfectly logical.
HAAHA. I think I'm going to have to put that as its caption. Yes, I most definitely should.
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