Cocaine? Why yes, I would like some.

90% of United States one-dollar bills bear trace amounts of cocaine, according to a new study. Washington D.C. bills carry the most while Salt Lake City bills carry the least. (According to Time Magazine.)

Make of that what you will.

ALSO, and waaaay more importantly: I got a box full of free books. It's like the book fairy's been spewing word diarrhea from her hind regions and it has been materializing in the shape of books. I mean, Mr. Poe's storylet randomly showing up on the sidewalk? Old woman giving my father a box of books because she has too many already or something?

The gods have smiled upon me, and I, in turn, am smiling up to them. It's like one big smiling fest up in this biatch.

WAIT NO I LIE. The LAST WEEK OF SUMMER '09 will be here round midnight, and I'm getting antsy. The homework/timeliness gods have not smiled upon me, so I'm a tad OFF SCHEDULE. Biology's gonna take this whole damn week and I still don't truly understand what they're asking of me. Wait, yes I do, but I pretend not to because it's just more fun that way.

Currently reading: The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas. It's actually sorta EXCITING. It's like supah fun adventure story of doom taking place in the time of Napoleon the Short (me and ol' Bonaparte share a common bond, people. We see each other every year at the short people convention and share in each other's sorrow). Then again, the fun-ness of the story might be due to the fact that it is, in fact, an abridged version of The Count.

I say, if something is abridge-able, then the writer obviously did something wrong in the first writing. JERUSALEM CHRIST.