Rahlia-approved!
Oh hai thar! I was just dusting off my collection of interesting collectables. Yes, they were getting quite dusty, thank you for noticing. Of course, I don't actually have dusty collectables, but this reminds me of some oldish movie where the person is busy doing something and then turns around and says, "Oh, I didn't see you there! I was just busy drinking some tea/reading a book/plotting to murder the president! Please do come in!"
I do realize that the above is rather irrelevant, but I found it interesting. Then again, I find most things interesting. One of the numerous things I find interesting is making people read useless text to get to the crux of the matter, or in this case, the crux of da BLOG O' DOOM.
What's the crux, you may ask? WHY, MY BLUE THUMB, O' COURSE!
I've never been known for having a green thumb. My thumb is usually nice and flesh-colored, thank you very much. I just don't deal with that sort of colorful unnaturalness. UNTIL TODAY, when I had the brilliant idea of painting my thumb blue. Then again, while painting a wall in my room that shade of blue, I had MANY brilliant ideas. Among them: painting my sink blue, trying to get a blue pawprint outta my cat and calling it "Blue's clues," and the completely MANDATORY hand stamps that happen whenever there's a wall to be painted.
I mean, REALLY.
But, as everyone who has ever seen a home-decorating program knows, painting is SRS BSNS. I'm not a particularly skilled painter, and I managed to splatter paint on my carpet and my bedsheets, but I DID IT. After a while, I was really annoyed and wanted the paint to dry so I could move my bed back to its usual spot and remove the ladder from my room. But the white spots WOULD NOT LEAVE. I taught them a thing or two, however.
I SHOWED THEM SPOTS WHO IS BOSS, SON.
Final product? A lovely blue wall. And I didn't fall from the ladder ONCE.
Meanwhile, my cat hid in her homemade cloth cave. She did it to protect herself from the elements, which are fierce as the Alaskan winter (not that I've ever experienced such a thing, but WHATEVER).
Effing Ninja. DO NOT DOUBT.
That is a freakin' nice shade of blue! It's pretty much Blue Album blue! http://deconstructingthoughts.mlblogs.com/Weezer%20-%20Blue%20Album.jpg
ReplyDeleteThe GREATEST blue of them all!
Hahaha! Blue's Clues...
When I was younger I tried jumping into books and pictures like Steve and Blue did. After finding that it was impossible I never trusted any of them since.
It most certainly IS the greatest blue of them all! Uncanny how well the two colors match.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me of a comment I read on a video I was watching the other day. It read:
I too have been cheated by Disney's fraudulent claims. After being inspired by their documentary Monsters Inc., I launched headfirst into developing machinery capable of harnessing children's laughter as a limitless energy source. Come to find out, after millions of dollars and thousands of man hours, the technology isn't even remotely possible! Disney's lies must come to and end, I exhort all to write to their congressman so that we may finally be free from this evil corporations subterfuge.
These big head hancho corporations think they can manipulate childrens' minds into thinking they can do ANYTHING...tsk! tsk!
ReplyDeleteThey really can make a good mockery of humans such as myself...or maybe just me. :|
Someone should make a comedy of all these failed attempts of reenacting childhood movies and cartoons. I'd totally Youtube that!
They should! Comments like those always make me laugh, and the greatest thing is I've seen them everywhere: on videos, on forums, in chat rooms, on blogs, written on foreheads, on the S-bend of a toilet! Everywhere!
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