Let's MOVIT!

Just a few things.

1. Guys with V-neck t-shirts sorta freak me out. They should stop wearing V-necks.

2. There exists someone in this world named Dr. Orly. I don't think her parents hated her - I think they were just foreign. And the term, "Orly?" probably didn't exist yet.

3. If you can't tell by number 2, I've been watching the Colbert Report. The following is one of the things I saw. I enjoyed it thoroughly, though I was bothered because I couldn't figure out what language they were speaking, and I'm usually quite good at that sort of thing.

I'm still not too sure whether it's German or something else. My mother's rudimentary German, the one she didn't properly learn in High School because she was too busy not paying attention, is rudimentary and doesn't help AT ALL. Obviously.

HERE THEY ARE. MAH GOODNESS, THEY ARE SO CATCHY.



They make me MOVIT!

[EDIT]: Nett says they're Swedish. I believe her.

4. Saw The Haunting in Connecticut last night. First scary movie I've seen in a LOOOOONG time. And, maybe it was the fact that I was with people, or that I had food in my belly, but I didn't find it all too scary. Mostly QUITE INTERESTING. I couldn't help making Jesus jokes throughout the movie. I also couldn't stop comparing Kyle Gallner (I think that's his name), the actor who played the main dude, to Robert Pattinson.

Kyle plays Matt Campbell, a kid with cancer who has to get radiation treatment or chemo or whatever it is. Thus, he is sickly and pale. PALE. Keep that in mind. Thanks to the radiation, his neck and chest take on this strange reddish color.

Edward in the Twilight movie is pale. In one picture I saw of him, his stomach was strangely pink, as if the Twilight crew didn't have enough money to powder his treasure trail.

COINCEDENCE? I THINK NOT.

I now have conclusive evidence that Edward is not, in fact, a vampire but a CANCER PATIENT. Stephanie Meyer obviously cannot tell the different between the two. Weirdo.

Kyle Gallner/Matt Campbell sorta looks like Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen. I'm obviously not the first person who thought of this, because some other chick made this picture:



LOLWHUT. I think I'm done with this shiz.